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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure . I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
..........
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

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it's been a while since i have posted sorry guys
also sorry for the long post

As some of you might know I have been sick for a bit. Really sick. Like not been able to get out of bed sick (which has totally killed my pay which really sucks, because now im broke). I went to the doctor and he prescribed a nose spray and told me if i don't feel better by next week he would give me antibiotics (sp?) , but I had to tell him that I had no money to get it! Luckily he had a sample he could give me which was better and worth more (although if it is better why didn’t he prescribe that to me?). Anyway the stuff works great! I feel so much better after just a couple days of using it (better then I have felt in like three weeks (which is how long I think I have been sick). Still looking for another job. Sick of being a guard. Going to try and be a movie extra, I have the address and even a reference so as soon as I have cash to pay for the head shot and stuff im going for it (ug money what a pain in the ass). Any way I hope this is the death of Emery the guard and the birth of Emery the actor. Any way later

MRE

Wow as most of you know, donald duck is a sailor.
what you might not know is that donald duck used to be a nazi sailor.
im not joking, I have proof!


http://www.dailymotion.com/visited/search/cartoons/video/xhb75_censure-donald-hitler-walt-disney

well ps3 came out friday and the wii cam out yesterday.
in honer of this here is a video of some one smashing a ps3 infront of a bunch of people waiting in line for one.

http://www.dailymotion.com/cluster/videogames/tag/Wii/video/xo4o6_smash-your-ps3

man i love h.r. giger. here is some new pics of his i found.

wow what a good art show, i like a lot of the peaces there, my dad came down. and my buddy cris gave me a ride down (I also met and ate dinner with his famliy). i was cool seeing my dad.
and ted fullerton the dipartment head thought that i didnt' know cris and went out of the way to intuduce us which was preatty funny. I will have pics as soon as I get my cammra back and i will post them here.

oh yeah cris found a site with evey episode of futerramma
here it is
http://www.watchfuturama.com/

later

MRE

Here is the post that i did for emma's thing.

Yay! found some babe pics!

did you know i use to be blond? cheack out that lepored print!

that coppertone kid has nothing on me!

OMG! OMG!! OMG!!!

I found every episode of darkwing duck online!

lets get dangerous! (here is the adress)

http://www.dailymotion.com/dishdude87/Darkwing

A few months earlier, in front of an audience of graduate students from around the world, Dawkins took on a famous geneticist and a renowned neurosurgeon on the question of whether God was real. The geneticist and the neurosurgeon advanced their best theistic arguments: Human consciousness is too remarkable to have evolved; our moral sense defies the selfish imperatives of nature; the laws of science themselves display an order divine; the existence of God can never be disproved by purely empirical means.

Dawkins rejected all these claims, but the last one – that science could never disprove God – provoked him to sarcasm. "There's an infinite number of things that we can't disprove," he said. "You might say that because science can explain just about everything but not quite, it's wrong to say therefore we don't need God. It is also, I suppose, wrong to say we don't need the Flying Spaghetti Monster, unicorns, Thor, Wotan, Jupiter, or fairies at the bottom of the garden. There's an infinite number of things that some people at one time or another have believed in, and an infinite number of things that nobody has believed in. If there's not the slightest reason to believe in any of those things, why bother? The onus is on somebody who says, I want to believe in God, Flying Spaghetti Monster, fairies, or whatever it is. It is not up to us to disprove it."

yay my dad's coming to my art show!

that is all

wow has any one watched dr.phile latly, he has been dealing with some crazy things. i mean he's doign pedifilia, people who are starinving them selfs to death and somthing which he calls the house of hate.

wow dr.phile has gotten very drak and grittty

Very excited!
i got in as one of the 17 students to exsibite(sp) with ocad, it's a very jurred show and it's showing in both Toronto (at ocad and mybe evently in the distillery district) and georgain. very exited!

it's extra plus good, that the prints i submitted but didnt' get in got selected for the georgain hall show.

feeling very artsy!

Wow it's been a while since i cut that loose, little hung over now.

me and emma had a bit of a party last night here at are appartment. it was preatty good. naomi, astin, max, amanda, melcom and aislinn. it was a good night, i think every one was preatty drunk though (i know i was, although i didnt' eat anythign alll day which i think had somthing to do with it). we played sonic, some good music watched some trailer park boys, played cheat and me and emma smoked some sweat marie jane. although im paying for it today (i can't remember the last time i was this hung over, i don't usally get that drunk).

Thanks for coming every one! you guys are awsome!


MRE

26 hours no sleep! yay. tired.

working halloween, and not a little bit a lot! (at school at 8am then working at the reco center till 8am it's going to be one of thoughs 24 hour work days sigh....) so enless i get a costume for work and school I think im out.

but i was thinking......... does any one want to have a dress up halloween pary next sunday?

that is all

enough!

MRE

My brother jusst came down this weekend and he fixed my computer (and upgrades it) and it's awsome!! it's like having a new computer. it's so fast now. Me and emma got charecters in wow im a level 7 rouge names jonnylove and she is a level 6 mage both undead. any way take it easy people.

enogh

mre

Last night at work was intreasting, as you may or may not know im a securty guard at holts renvue and that night i was station alone for 9 hours. half way though thoughs nine hours i really had to go pee.

nothing makes time go slower then dancing around having to go pee.

I will tell you, I came very close to pulling a trucker trick, and peeing in a bottle.

any way enough of that.

Im almost done readign confesstions of a b movie actor by bruce camble. it's a good book, but im starting to develop chine issues. I was thinking about having mine enlared (a big manly chine).

In other news, it's cold here, it sucks.
have you ever seen the south park were they are playing world of war craft? (how do you kill that which has no life?)
well i did and now im downloading WoW with a 10 day trail. it will take about a week to download (slow internet). and i hope after my trail version finishes that i can walk away. (and not have to cheack my self in to rehabe for gammers).

any way if you see a undead rouge named JonnyLove online, that me.


any way

ENOUGh!

MRE

I love you guys!

what's up?
well i was working at the diminon yesterday (ug working, ug diminon), when all of the sudden a bunch of turky protesters (today you murderd a turky!), stared to huddle around the building and a preatty big conflict and itwas funny bcosue every one who went in to dimminon had a opinion on it. so yeah i guess protesting does make people aware. although i never heard anyone say anthing postive about it. and one of the protesters was really gettting on my nerves becouse a couple of them were allso protesting for prolife (i don't knwo why considering it's a turkey protest not a prolife pprotest), i don't know, i agrea that meat is murder, i mean it is (although i eat meat, i guess i just don't care at them moment). although with the pro life stuff, i mean everyone should be ablle to draw there own line with that one. (as such im prolife, the side which keeps every door upon and represtents everyone).

any way

ENOUGH!
love

MRE